Abso-fuckin-loutely.

Did you go to public schools as a kid? Did your parents drive on public roads to get you there? Ever call 911 and have fire or police show up? Ta-da! You’re a socialist.

Ooh, like a giant magic border wall AND more military spending AND tax cuts? 

I saw John DiMaggio, Billy West, Maurice LaMarche, and Tress MacNeille in the credits. This bodes well.

…but, like, funny.

Spot-on comparison.
And if it gets re-rebooted in 2026: Millie Bobbie Brown.   

So the military, NASA, and Yosemite are evil?

Hear, schmear. You’re 100% right. It’s the minority part that matters (or doesn’t) to the car makers, sadly. 

Amen.

Solid write-up, Kristen. Thanks. With all the manual-love in your words, why isn’t there one picture of an interior with the stick? What have we done to hurt you so?

Excellent points. We really are the disproportionately vocal minority.

Definitely a similar silhouette. But the Infiniti has no manual. That alone makes the G70 a better, more beautiful car.  

That is a sincerely awesome story for a Jalop. Much envy.

Smrt: typo or awesome Simpsons reference?

And eat it. EAT that L!

Trump wasn’t president then. Plus, there’s being deferential and there’s the flirty ass-kissing Fallon did.  

Like calling people opposed to the status quo “Leftists.” How did that separation ever happen?

Going to? In a few years? Please look up from your electronic device ASAP.

One thing that people who wield great power often fail to viscerally understand is what it feels like to have power wielded against you.

Gosh, it seems like a waste because your burner account is either trolling or you’re too much of a sniveling cunt to stand behind your opinion but what the hell — Fuck you.