I also take my shoes off on longer flights. I just put them back on again when I stand up. Your “watch where you step” method doesn’t work so well on the over 12 hour flights unless you prop the door open with one foot and piss from the alley way. In which case bravo Sir!

Right, but the whole notion that healthcare costs can be reined in by putting price ceilings on physician income is a fiction. You could cut them in half—hell, you can get them to work for free—and you’ve still barely dented the outlay.

If you can decorate, you can be minister of interior .

I use money to buy things. Can I run a bank do you think?

Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.

Yeah, I’ve eaten at Comet Ping Pong many times and had intended to go eat there again to support it. I don’t think I can anymore, and I kind of think this is going to be it for the restaurant. It’ll go out of business pretty soon because of this.

Why is she hitting drywall with a hammer, seemingly at random? What outcome is she hoping for?

The real question is, what year is his Camaro?

would Trump/Trump supporters be able to pick up on the sarcasm? I think they may take it as sincere thanks....

“Why did you lie to me, Hammer?”

Terry is old enough that even if it didn’t really affect him at the time, he was around for the great lie of Reaganomics and the trickle down theory.

So he’s treating the President of the United States like a gym teacher treats a fat kid?

tfw u figure out trump was lying

AND THE WATER FOUNTAINS WILL BE CHOCOLATE & STRAWBERRY MILK! Totes legit.

Bob, you fucking moron.

My favourite is the one who somehow thought Trump would solve the wage gap?! Even if you buy into his “I love women. Women are tremendous” bullshit, was I asleep when he acknowledged the wage gap?

It’s becoming kristall clear that our pres elect has the Reich stuff.