“I’m Patrick Wyman, and I just finished my PhD on the end of the Roman Empire.”

I think we need to ease up on the poor thing. She’s trying.

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.

I think it’s clear that it was. Then I faxed it into Kinja.

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

I have personal experience with this dealership and can tell you that they are a bunch of ass clowns. I guess because of the way I look they sent the b team over to help me little did they know I was ready to buy THAT day. I had done all my research and they had the car I wanted in inventory. The salesperson was a…

I’ve personally dealt with this dealership on a few occasions, it doesn’t seem too far-fetched.

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

What really gets me is that Trump’s supporters criticize Hilary because her husband was unfaithful while simultaneously supporting a man who everyone knows cheated on his first wife.

I just keep wondering what kind of human being thinks it’s OK to make fun of Hillary for her husband cheating on her. Can those people please wear signs so I can make sure I never speak to one of them?

Turkey’s military is the one thing keeping that country from sliding into another fundamentalist shit hole. Every time a leader tries to turn himself into President for Life they show up to kick his ass out the door.

This is really good, The military is secular and they are kicking an ISIS supporting shit bag out of office

Spoiler: he dead.

In tribute to Ms. Linton, I am also announcing my new memoir, recounting the time I sailed up the Congo River to search for a mysterious ivory trader named Kurtz.

Noooo, that’s ignorant.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

In Rep King’s case, I’d say “the fat fuck at the end of the bar”, not Mick.

I expect nothing less from a group of sentient Pink sweatpants and clearance Lily Pulitzer scarves.