outplaying me as black in a way I think only a handful of players can do.”

saying anything negative about it might get me stabbed in a dark alley by some hooded assassin

Obligatory vine about shitheads. Fuck Andrew Tate and anyone who doesn’t see just how messed up he is.

There are only so many ways to say “it’s still getting made folks”. Kotaku’s done it 60 times, ranging all the way from “Star Citizen’s Starfighter Building Options Are Like A 90's Childhood Fantasy Come True” and “Star Citizen, You Just Keep Looking Better” to the one we’re commenting under; all three articles…

At the risk of sounding ignorant, has Sega made an active decision to stop calling their games “Yakuza” and instead translating "Ryu ga Gotoku" for the Western releases?

I’m slightly pumped for “Hokutou no Fitness” (kinda hoping that’s the Japanese title) for the sole reason that I can finally do my A-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TAs without too much judgement. 

I’m guessing you’re on the money, given the hilarious edgelord comments I’ve been reading.

I saw a comment about how nobody would’ve had the time to “have fun” because of all the pain the Mongols brought to Tsushima Island. That’s a fair point but then in another open-world Creed-like, Paris was besieged by Nazis and its Irish protagonist still had time for car races, cabaret and more. All I'm saying is…

Disney never syndicated Gargoyles to India so I didn’t really watch the show as a kid. Ended up taking a look at it once episodes started popping up on most P2P hubs. However we did get something related to the mythical creatures themselves, an ancient ritual used to make gargoyles converge, a hymn sung melliflously…

This. I'm really looking forward to switching audio to Arabic and then playing the game. 

....bruh

So. No Ursula? Damn. 

Tardarsauce would’ve approved of Kiwi Farms’ downfall. 

You could even save an obituary for later but a simple acknowledgement of Fahey’s passing is beyond you? I’m disappointed in you, Kotaku. Fahey was one of the good ones. 

Sold! Definitely giving this a watch then. Thanks Cap'n. 

You had me at David E. Kelley. Does the show have a Boston Legal type opening? Please say yes. 

Oooh. A return to the Middle-East presumably closer to Altair’s time period is definitely something I’m down for, especially if the gameplay is more focussed on stealth. Can’t wait to buy this secondhand off of someone who prefers the Action RPG ACs instead.

To the dev, it’s “let off some steam”, not “let off *on* Steam”. 

Bethesda's marketing team could've really scored if they'd just called it "The Game Formerly Known As Prey". 

Don’t feed the dude who bribes cops from Detroit, for a parking ticket that his wife supposedly incurred.