the grande dame of pop

That eked out a proper chuckle from me. Joke well crafted, good human.

Oh fuck no, they have 2D sections in Frontiers. Was really hoping for it to not be yet another iteration of the Unleashed formula, but "open zone". 

Looks like Isaiah has forgotten about the seminal Jump: Super Stars and its equally stellar sequel. 

Maaan “Ben & Jenny’s” was right there for you folks to use. :(

That’s Trigun voice actor Johnny Yong Bosch to you!

Hey. You okay? You look like you need some Pepto-Bismol for that alarming bout of verbal diarrhoea. 

Alt Title: Smash fans are butthurt about yet another thing that the larger Nintendo crowd doesn’t actually care all that much about.

It’s an Ari article. He likes rousing the rabbles. 

“Butt Rock”

Yes this is why I keep getting confused between The Banner Saga and Candy Crush Saga.

Eh. If the game is equally light-hearted or is rife with comedy, I’m already sold so mission accomplished to the ad I guess.

It’s not explicit but I think Sun/Moon is the first instance of this happening. 

You do know that the protagonists of any Digimon franchise actually grow up and move on with their lives, unlike Pokemon, right Isaiah? No? Then this game really isn't for you. 

I mean uh...

Touche. I play singleplayer for the most part so it doesn’t make much of a difference to me. Not sure whether MultiVersus has a fully fleshed out singleplayer mode either. 

Someone doesn't play Smash in portable mode and it shows. 

Shit take in that headline, Isaiah. Yes Cyberpunk 2077 is broken to all hell on 8th gen consoles and I love Studio Trigger as much as I do Gainax, but come on that game looks gorgeous on PC (and now even on PS5 or the Series X). It’s weird comparing both those mediums especially since artistically they’re quite…

Not sure if Dr. Disrespect deserves his own KND-style acronym. 

Oh wow it’s been a while since I saw this pop up.