...yet another identical Mario Kart 12

*sigh* Japan always keeps the fun ones for themselves.

Oh man I didn't expect this to get a Western release. Definitely cueing up my summer-themed City Pop playlist when I finally get around to playing this. 

Seriously hoping there’s a Rosalina-themed costume. Cosmic princess meets cosmic assassin and all that jazz.

Iwata-san came across as the kind of person you'd want to play videogames with. Guillemot doesn't. 

Can I finally start ha-ha-ing at the cryptobros now? (I’m lying, I was always ha-ha-ing at them)

Take my fucking star.

As an Indian living in what’s probably their country’s most controversial political period, what the fuck is wrong with you USA?

The collision detection and the general jank. Don’t get me wrong, I love the game to hell but it came out a whole two years after the original Devil May Cry, which was super tight for the time.

an hours-long soap opera broken up by throwing bikes into dude’s faces

Broken record time. I’ll say here what I said on the Starfield article, give me an open world that I can remember - one that I can navigate through almost on muscle memory after sinking a good 10 hours into it. I don’t need BIG, I want memorable. 

It’s definitely a “wait for the discounts/deals” for me. Not paying full price for a game that doesn’t know what it wants to be. 

Danny as Phil from Hercules is testament to your claim. I’d love for him to be Mario since he’s an actual Italian-American and can probably ham up the really animated parts of that accent without coming across as ignorant or offensive.

This is an insult I never knew I needed to memorise until today.

I liked AW as well. It had some fine music too. 

For a game that had trailers showcasing a lot of flying cars, I was a little disappointed we didn’t get any in the actual game. 

Goddamnit Jeremy you have yourself a deal!

When has someone ever not booed Vince McMahon?

The article is only 35 comments in but I hope it hits the jackpot of salty people - Cryptobros and Muskrats need to be here in stronger numbers. I need my chips salted, you see.

is a racing game wherein a large group of players is whittled down through multiple rounds, almost like a battle royale.