'Twas beauty killed the beast!

Same here! 'course, my drinking problem is starting to get a little out-of-hand…

Haven't heard the soundtrack but I'm inexplicably crying already!

Same here but with "Heirloom."

Speaking as someone who lives near Virginia Beach and therefore can't escape the Buffet Zone…

[Rex Reed on The Critic voice] General Cartwright? And how right!

[kicks peteywheats into giant bottomless pit]

My time's almost up here, so I'd just like to say: I know Woody Allen.

Well, DUH.

My dude I am only here for the Sealab references.

He had a show on (hnngh) the History Channel briefly, too. I caught an episode of it. It was exactly what you might expect.

It can be both! (And actually, it pretty much is.)

But that was the 90s, and we're better now.

With the strength of five gorillas!

The man never listened to Mancow in his life!

That is actually a perfect way to describe him. Good work!

Born and raised and still living here, but no worries, my good man. :)

CONSPIRACY THEORY: Green Day are secretly GOP backers, realizing that their success as musicians relies solely on Republican success in elections.

Now he's gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!

He has a coffee mug with "Popin' Fresh" printed on it.