Boomers deserve every bit of ridicule that can be thrown at them.

Liability insurance covers damage and injuries you cause to other parties, not injuries to yourself.

Insurance does not adjust for those that do not wear seatbelts. 

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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As a motorcyclist, I love these. I can get my two wheel fix if I want to say, go out drinking and don’t want to be responsible for getting my bike back home safely.

Pardon me while I eat jumbo shrimp in deafening silence on the elevated subway. You have to admit its an awfully pretty sight sight to eat on the train. It’s kind of an open secret definitely maybe. 

I still can remember the first time seeing GT1 on a demo disc on a PS1 kiosk at Circuit City in late 1997. I was flipping out saying, HOLY CRAP! THEY ARE RACING HONDA CIVICS AND THEY LOOK REAL! (Real for 1997 PS1 graphics.)

Calling Mike Pence’s Yuxon XL a trash truck is valid only while he’s in it.

What we really need is bluetooth-controlled brake bleeders....

To continue to be amazed that the 1940s were actually in color, look at the Kodachrome category on Shorpy.com

I 100% guarantee someone at Porsche overheard a radio squawk and sent the Taycan out. Somebody in marketing is getting a little extra wurst in their stocking this Christmas.

P100D Turbo is my preference 

The pre-owned Fiat 500 Abarth: It’s like a roadside fried chicken place in Macon, Georgia. The sign says “chiken” crudely painted on a wood plank.

When I am hiring independent contractors, one thing stands out: Independent contractors can set their own price, and they aren’t required to bid on every job we open.

Let’s see them try that on my 2014 Ram.

Close. Put Hammond on one island with a crate of fine scotch and put Clarkson on another within eyesight with a crate of gin, and let them try to figure out how to get to the other island.

Meh.  Put Clarkson on an island with nothing but a crate of fine scotch and just livestream it.  I’d watch that shit like crazy.

Yeah - wait till you see the Gen II version