Artist’s rendering of what the author and co-driver feel like saying when they see your post.

Kenan, you’re one of my all-time faves.

Buckle in, folks.

Buying your wife a Saab convertible for her birthday: WIRED

My dad has an unnatural obsession with Escalades. Compounded with that, he sold his 991 Turbo S because it was ‘too fast’.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

And this is precisely why we need driving tests (written and ride along) for EVERY motorist EVERY 5 years. Plan and simple.

The other reason for moving the car, LaSha told me, was that her husband wanted to show that it could be done after his friend voiced some doubts.

Making the plastic parts look like they rusted is unforgivable.

As an FR-S owner I can safely say:

At what point are people going to realize that bikeshars/scootershare startups dockless or not are just a money grab of venture and municipal seed funds? They’re not going to ever be successful, despite their promises of “democratized mobility” and “green urban transportation alternatives”. They’re *supposed* to fail…

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So I guess that means we won’t be expecting a resume from you?

Counterpoint:  No, it wouldn’t have.

For anyone looking to find a specialist to rebuild this car, I don’t recommend Googling “vintage escort service” while at work. 

GTFO, he probably pays more taxes than Donald Trump

Nothing. I want to know nothing about it.

One hears an East Coast event is in the planning stage. Stay tuned.

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