I like it, but his charachter only gets a MKIV Jetta.

Are you tired of cleaning your race car windshield the old way?

I want 8 spokes (with handles), so I can feel like a sailor

Fuck the Gymkhana series. I want to see Shitkhana. Hoon the fuck out of ShitCar in the most glorious, gory, destructive, flashy way possible. Shitkahana should only be released on July 4th and they should always make it even more and more patriotic in the most ludicrous ways possible.

It must have encountered an extremely modest bend in the road.

We ran out of gas in a VERY bad neighborhood in New Orleans... We saw the gas station, but couldn’t get to it from where we were, so had to make a loop. We went a touch too far, and got in to a really bad part of town that that felt light years from French Quarter even though it was only two miles or so away. Houses…

“Lemme tell you about the time my car broke down on the last lap at Le Mans.”

He gets knocked down,

Calling all Raptor owners:

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

It hurts to read this, but I wouldn’t want to take away from these athletes what they are very clearly willing to die for.

Say it with me:

Much mechanical. Such pure.

which was a highly stylized version of something that happens at local racetracks across the US and Europe for many, many years

Turns out that it’s a bad idea to let semi trucks and personal vehicles kiss at speed.

My wife and I both own bright red vehicles and our other car is neon green.

because flat brim hats bro

I bought a cargo van to move cross-country. It was boring and white, so I had a couple friends use it as their canvas. They got a cool rolling billboard across the country, and I got something more fun than your typical construction van.

In a way, it’s the hard part of owning any sports car. Cars-and-coffee jokes aside, I like the new Mustang and am still considering buying one, but I’ve had a couple in the past and it’s tiring, having someone in a, Camaro, Challenger, Grand Prix(?), Civicwithafartcan, Pickuptruckwithglasspacks, etc.... try to…