Maybe they should re-open the case on the idiots throwing rocks and attacking the cars as well.

Close enough for Sarah Palin to see?

Hey China, when you went sailing by Alaska, which actually IS recognized sovereign territory, how much whining and grandstanding did we do? Hypocrisy isn’t exactly going to help your case here guys.

We used to play this chicken game with the Russians back in the ‘80’s. We were careful to turn off radars and to aim weapons down to the deck to preclude any excuse for a “misunderstanding” and I thought both sides, at least the men on the ships if not the men back at headquarters, pretty-well understood the game. I…

I have wheels, Greg, can you do a burnout with me?

Great, more expensive shit that will break.

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The tone-deafness of this video is kind of the point. Everyone uses and expects dinky orchestral music. We are not going to play by your old people rules.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR PAINTLESS DENT REPAIR IN A CAN!

At first I was like “how did this knowledgeable pizza enthusiast stumble into Jalopnik”, but I think as car enthusiasts our common ground is “moaning about manufacturers cheaping out and making stuff more artificial”

Craig > Connery > Dalton > Lazenby > Moore > Brosnan.

I heard there was a scheme to sell people vehicles for an average of $30k or so, finance them for almost 6 years, warrant them for only 3-4, and after 6 years you might get 15%-20% of what you paid. And it’s apparently pretty widespread!

...in the world...

Rented Lamborghini, eh?

I disagree. This shows car control, that the operator is aware as to the size of the car, placement, and how to safely reverse the car.

some swift handling right there

Overpowered = 95% focus on HP/torque output; no sophistication; minimal attention to aerodynamics; laughable attempt at improved handling; usually over 3500 lbs.

I'm perfectly OK with that after conviction. None of that civil forfeiture nonsense.