Why does the exterior design appear as though they intend for it to directly compete with VW’s new-for-2007 Tiguan?

Get you a Member’s Only jacket and some acid wash jeans, nerd.

East coast Radwood most certainly has my attention

This announcement is hot Italian fire.

“Ran when parked”

It’s as drivable, and more complete than most SEMA cars.

I am totally in support of this.

Wasn’t it just a short while back that Ford was making a big fucking fuss about making their entire lineup available in every region, using some toothless horseshit marketing terminology?

I’m still thinking $700 is an exorbitantly high asking price for a bunch of real life Cozy Coupes, only one of which purportedly works.

Jalops aren’t exactly known for planning things in advance.

We’ve already solved this one.

What the absolutele shithell is happening with that trunk/hatch area? Why would they thrust that awkward truckbutt into the world’s eyes?

Angled approach, typically. The sidewalk causing second approach is the real difficulty here, but if the driveway is wide enough, it’s likely doable. It also helps to know if you are going to risk scraping anything, knowing where you’ll do the least damage. I’m always less afraid to drag a little exhaust than to snag…

Having worked as a bartender, and as a barista, I cannot wrap my head around how people think it is acceptable to tip $1 for me to open then a beer, but only pocket change to make them a beautiful cappuccino by hand. That needs to change.

This is the best idea.

This is a ridiculous thing and I am mad about it.

Maybe they should run their phrasing by you next time.

I wanted to believe it was actually a sale ad.

This is great and all, but it wouldn’t serve as a Jalopnik-experience rental as well as this fine specimen based in Southern California: