This notification leaves me flooded with emotion.

What held you back from strapping a camera or two onto it and ripping through a few tunnels?

Lot attendants. They don’t have those elsewhere? My company’s garage blocks them in on busy days, and they’ll park/retrieve your car for you. It actually makes their lives way easier than dealing with a bunch of Jennies struggling to get their Mini Cooper into a corner spot while four other people wait to get past.

She didn’t even have to use her 24k gold AK. Today was a good day.

Only if someone actually does bring the entire 1982 lineup of Chevrolet trucks.

Why do you want your video games to all play like neon-fantasy 200mph nitrous’d rainy evening arcade garbage?

I lust for this thing to exist, which I will likely never see a single one of in person for as long as I live.

All Camrys are matching Camrys.

Winter sucks, but you and your car shouldn’t be salty about it.

This just in: Austrian firefighters not shocked by Tesla crash resulting in fire.

Maybe if the Harley dealership experience didn’t feel like it was targeted solely at 50+ year old Motley Crue fans exclusively, other demographics might want to go browse their products.

Great idea. I may actually drive down from Boston for this. It’d be good to connect the sarcastic comment section to some real, dumb faces.

You’ve never heard of the Chrysler 2000 because changing the name of a different car is all Chrysler did when introducing another model. Like usual.

Do we have to know who Jan Michael Vincent is to get the reference?

You don’t have to be overly particular, everything’s relative.

I’m like real sure here that he clipped that white car at 1:15. And then also the truck at 1:30.

This is exactly why my VR6 runs great all summer, but my W124 is constantly acting up.

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