Yeah, a guy doing HS Football commentary for no one does tug on the heartstrings a bit. 

Deadspin is my go-to website. I check it several times a day. It’s a privilege to be ungreyed. I started reading in law school and believe it or not I found Deadspin because Whitlock posted some article on foxsports in like 2008 about his favorite sports websites. So you can blame him for me being here.

Yes the whole “pivot to video” thing was based on maliciously faked data, but it also brought us Dom wielding that stupid fucking chopstick so I say it was worth it.

Zach Brown Banned

Can always count on Gareth dusting his sleeves off and getting right into the issue. 

Morey certainly pissed off a good number of Chinese citizens with his tweet

As a Portuguese person, I will be very pleased when this entire German generation has schafted off into the sunset.

A career well-earned - Prost!

As the 75% of Deadspin commenters who are lawyers can tell you, forming an LLC is not some magic wand that will protect the company from employment actions, anyway.

He is America’s answer to Otm Shank.

Quitting like this at 23 years old is so Millennial, Falcon.

Holy shit, can’t believe I never saw that one before

Gogurt racists

Joe Paterno knew in the 70s that Sandusky was raping kids. Forty goddamned years as an assistant to JoePa with Joe knowing that this guy was raping kids and he did nothing.

Ideally we can get rid of the major league games too. Just analyze the swings of each team’s hitters, the spin rate of each team’s pitchers, and declare a champion.

They tried selling him, he refused all options. He wanted to stay.

Well said, chum! The mistress of peace, justice and projectile stilettos should be an example to us all.

UEFA abolished the cup-tie rule last year. Someone who plays in Champions League now and is sold in January can play for the new club immediately. 

Luis could be thinking ahead to the knockouts. I know PSG has under performed in the Champions League but would be shocking for them to finish behind Galatasary or Clube Brugge.