thebourneholioidentity
TheBourneholioIdentity
thebourneholioidentity

Some of these editorial comments contain the force and “good lord, do you read the things you type” sentiment that I sometimes dream of including in responses to student essays.

...I never do, because being snarky with a student, even at the college level, can damage the learning process—but still, I admit that the

I think one of the best burns is the “repeating Fake News” in reference to the far-right rumor mills.

I would watch a live feed of this editor working in real time. Seriously.

While it’s not healthy, I’d hesitate to accuse him of mental illness rather than gross irresponsibility, exploitation, and carelessness. He’s not wired incorrectly, he’s just a bully.

“have you ever seen the people at a trump rally?”

If your dissertation director was as, um, honest as mine, then these comments are mild to slightly stinging. My favorite: “This sentence is merely words vomited upon the page. It doesn’t even qualify as a sentence. Sentences have structure even if the grammar is poor. This ‘thought’ resembles a piece of gum sticking

“This doesn’t make sense or pass intellectual muster” is A+++++++ and will become my new default retort to bullshit peddlers of all stripes.

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It’s the only religion that (falsely) recognizes that Gingers have souls.

Someone should write a book about Trump and call it “ Citation Needed”.

“It’s no wonder that gingers convert to Islam in such high numbers.”

Holy shit, and I thought my dissertation was poorly written. Maybe it’s not a good idea to give a huge advance to someone who is only famous for being an asshole?

Ever been to a session of Congress?

Through inheritance. He’s not smart enough to have earned his wealth. He’d be every B-movie villain’s idiot henchman in any sane world.

The ridiculous part is if Trump hadn’t tweeted “getting back to work” on Monday, no one cares he is playing golf Tuesday and Wednesday. It amazes me that after a year of getting fact-checked on every tweet, he still thinks he can get away with these petty lies. How is this guy wealthy?

I don’t want him assassinated, though. I want him gone but legally and with a shit ton of humiliation.

Yet another reason for the truck to be moved.

I mean, if she can afford to do that then I don’t really see a problem. In my case I know how to cook but I just hate doing it, so I buy most of my food.

Recall the American Uranium that Hillary personally shipped to the atom bomb factories in Siberia for sale to the Norks. She waved the credentials at the Canadian border to get through before driving to the Alaskan drop-off point where you can see Russia in exchange for their complicity in killing an American diplomat

Meanwhile on Fox News....more speculation on her emails!

I’d tell you to eat shit, but you’re already dining at Chipotle.