I’m sure his Dr. Harold Bornstein will take 5 minutes out of his busy schedule to write that Trump is the greatest physical specimen walking the face of the Earth today, has unprecidented virility, is a incredibly stable super genius the likes of which the world has never seen and, in his learned opinion, is incapable…

Oh for fucks sake! He sounds like cartman.

It all hinges on whether Gary Busey’s paternity test comes back positive or not.

I wonder what Stephen Miller’s manifesto will read like when he goes on his inevitable mass shooting spree. He’s got that dead-behind-the-eyes look they all have.

Stephen Miller looks like that Nazi villian from every WWII movie. I liked how Jake told him he knew he was playing to Trump and no one else. He called Trump a genius so many times, I thought he was playing the drinking game with him. Trump gets a McDonald’s milkshake every time someone calls him a genius.

Roy Moore didn’t want to go anyways; there’s a local high school game that same night.

But it’s the Mueller investigation that’s giving America a bad name, donchaknow.

Wow. Can’t believe I’ll get to see the world’s first Presidential Butthurt Awards.

Ew Ew EWWW!!!! *That image*

Yeah, and there’s no good reason to shit can him. He’s...competent enough, I suppose. Not breaking any laws. It would have been wiser if Democrats had pushed the issue for Garland, but it’s too late now. I hope we learned not to put such things off because of a ‘sure thing’ like Hillary.

Nice idea, but why would any judge with a low enough sense of honor to accept a stolen SCotUS seat in the first place EVER step down for any subsequent reasons of propriety...?

I’ve never actively wished for someone to die. Damnit, Donnie. Stop making me feel like a bad person you piece of shit.

imax could learn a thing or two from a world-class projector like that...

Did anyone see a dude fleeing the scene on horseback?

Honest question: why tf are we shading viable 2020 candidates in our current hellscape?

Still got to give it to Khan. But First Contact is two or three. I just happened to watch Beyond last night at it is a toss up between it and First Contact for me.

Yeah, here’s hoping Frakes lens a change in the cinematography, he has a flare for it.

This image should be burned at the stake lol. Whoever built that statue is guilty of assault against everyone who walked by that shit.