If media reports are to be believed, Teresa May is reportedly demanding that Trump be invited to the wedding in order to not cause an international incident. I am hoping this is not true for the simple fact that Will & Kate did not invite the Obamas to their wedding and theirs was a semi-state wedding while Harry and…

I know it will cause a diplomatic meltdown between London and Washington - but Harry has to invite the Obamas to the wedding. They seem to be personal friends and both nations kind of need to know that they have friends on the other side of the Pond (even if they can’t spell aluminium correctly ;) ).

I presume you mean king rather than prince, but yes, you’re right, that’s exactly what he’d do. He’s the annoying kid you didn’t invite to your birthday party in primary school, who would make a point of saying they “wouldn’t want to come to your stupid party anyway”

Trump will just tweet “I don’t want to go to a wedding for a guy who will never be prince! Sad!”

Obama at Harry and Meghan’s wedding probably won’t happen (prepare for some official quoting ‘security reasons’ or something), but for now the thought that there might be an invite for the former and not for the current president of the USA does add to Harry’s awesomeness in choosing a path in life that breaks with…

It was probably serenity for him because that was the moment he was finally free of dealing with an ungrateful nation and got his life back.

My current favorite is tit=shit.

God gave me two hands for a reason.

He routinely RT’s bot and fake accounts because he’s dumb as a box of rocks.

My sister and her girlfriend can, as of about an hour ago, be more accurately referred to as my sister and her fiancée! Barf on that, Trump and Haters!

I think it’s the Pai-hole.

...and they just kept driving.

Big Macs have lettuce. Lettuce is a vegetable. Ergo, Donald Trump is a vegetarian.

The White House Hanukkah party reminded me of this. Pretty sure that’s how 45 & Co. see things.

Surely hidden under a pound of melted cheese. Same as when I gave my dog her heartworm pill.

Donald Trump ate a vegetable? I don’t believe it. Fake news

“Well then you’re officially going to hell.” - Mike and Mother.

No Barf Bag, today? I could use an emetic.

“So we’re at 3.3 percent GDP. I see no reason why we don’t go to 4 percent, 5 percent, and even 6 percent.”-Donald Trump, President and Super Genius.