No shit Walmart, Target, and drive-thru places are still open, places that provide *actual* essentials like food and supplies should, people don’t suddenly stop needing food during pandemics. Restaurants aren’t open BTW, idk where you live but they sure as fuck aren’t where I am, and for good reason, because nowhere…

This is just disgusting. On the surface level it’s easy to just laugh as soon as you get to the part where Gamestop has the hubris to call themselves “essential retail” when talking about fucking videogames, but this is much more malicious than that. This is a deliberate attempt to capitalize on the social distancing…

Or it’ll hit, but won’t kill it because they’re using a level 45 instead of a level 1 rifle.

Post your real name, personal cell phone number, and home address right now then.

I’ll admit that the overall execution is a bit needlessly over explained and could have been streamlined into to 3, maybe even 2 panels, but I like the underlying joke of “Pokemon Go, but more dangerous and adorable”.

Its not actually that complicated if you have even cursory knowledge of what Pokemon go, labo, and animal crossing are. Which if you don’t then I don’t know why you’re on a gaming news website.

The joke is actually pretty funny: Pokemon Go was a roaring success that, due to the AR encouraging people to go out and walk around in public places, also lead to a frighteningly high number of people getting into accidents due to playing while driving, walking in the street, going into sketchy areas, walking onto…

I wish he wasn’t framing this whole thing in the context of how it targets children. Yes, kids are very susceptible to these mechanics, but gaming is a mainstream hobby shared across multiple age, gender, and national demographics, and this issue is something that affects *everybody* who plays videogames and may…

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Maybe something would be lost to the user in a less difficult mode, but that should probably be for the player to decide for themselves.

Not necessarily, I think it mostly depends on how much feedback Nintendo themselves took after the launch of the OG model. If they’ve made significant improvments like extend the battery life, added some form of protection for the screen when it’s in the dock, and fixed the plethora of joy-con issues on top of upping…

This is such a defeatist attitude to employ. At the risk of sounding hyperbolic, it’s attitudes and articles like this that have completely normalized the idea of microtransactions and loot boxes being in full priced retail AAA games. You can argue all day long the nitty gritty details of how this one particular…

You’re right, how gauche of me.

Yeah, here you go:

Oooh any chance you could give some non-spoiler first impressions???

Or we could live in a society where tighter gun regulations could have prevented him from ever obtaining a firearm in the first place. But God forbid the solution ever be anything besides “more guns”.

When the main product is so underwhelming that the only key selling point you can mention that gives it any real value is how easy it is to break in order to add your own fixes.

When the main product is so underwhelming that the only key selling point you can mention that gives it any real…

The number of idiots running to this shit stain’s defense has been palpable. I seriously have no clue how you can watch that video and not be chilled to the bone at just how filled with rage and hate that guy sounds as he smacks the hell out of his own wife while she and their kids cry. 

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