It doesn’t hurt either that Hyrule Field still has the best music in any Zelda game.

So have we finally moved on to actually criticizing the technical fuckups in Bethesda games instead of using terms like “goofy bugs“ to describe things like the shameless port jobs they’ve done over the last few years for games like Skyrim?

It would’ve taken you just five seconds to Google it yourself.

...WTF? No, of course they don’t count? They’re not even black, they’re Egyptian, that’s like saying you don’t need to add a character from Isreal because you already have characters from Asia?

The title of this article should be “Blizzard Tries (And Fails) To Explain or Give Any Actual Reason Why Overwatch Still Doesn’t Have A Black Woman Hero”

Fuck that. News outlets don’t owe shit to companies, and rigid “publish this only when we say you can, don’t talk about that because we say so” guidelines like what you’re presenting is exactly why most game journalism today is indistinguishable from just game advertisment.

Waluigi is also from the same franchise, is actually a “character” as opposed to just a random background enemy, and has a large, if somewhat unhealthy fandom surrounding him. By contrast, I find it kind of difficult to imagine who exactly was asking for Piranha Plant in this case, but whatever. 

Named of course after the BAC level necessary for the story to make any sense.

I’m more partial to “Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop, Won’t Stop, Gotta Make The Booty Drop”

It’s another HD compliation; just with 2.8 added as well. Though for 40 bucks, that’s a pretty fantastic deal if you’ve never played the games before.

Deliberate or not, this is a textbook example of false advertising.

It’s a good thing that’s the *only thing about Odyssey that alleges itself to be optional that actually isn’t and screws up the pace of the story.

That you’re encouraged to bypass by simply buying progression items and XP boosters because the gameplay is specifically centered around time-consuming grind in order to make the microtransactions more enticing.

However benign they appear to be, this still doesn’t change the blatant fact that Ubisoft deliberately reinvented the design of the last two AC games include more RPG elements in order to introduce a system around encouraging grind for the purpose of supporting the microtransactions. And however one’s subjective…

I know this is a petty gripe, but Toad and Toadette should be playable characters. I know Toad is traditionally the game overseer, but if Lakitu can be a racer in Mario Kart, and Bowser can be playable in this, there’s really no reason not to include Toad at this point.

But seriously, though, Richie Incognito was a fucking bully.

It’s not a huge pain, it’s just completely unnecessary and yet another prime example of Nintendo adding abitrary hurdles to otherwise straightforward processes for no other reason than just because they have to make their services as unintuitive as possible to navigate.

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