$100.00 says he’s not even registered.

“If you do a job poorly enough, no one will ask you to do it again.” - Calvin

Titans at Jets: Given the paid patriotism scandal that dropped this fall, it was pretty galling to see the NFL commemorate the Pearl Harbor bombing last week. In a vacuum, the NFL has NOTHING to do with that occasion. It’s not like the Chicago Cardinals played the Fort Wayne Spelunkers IN Pearl Harbor the day of the…

“It’s high fuckin’ time” - I am going to use this.

I think most of Europe is staunchly anti-hate speech because they learned first hand how that kind of shit can get out of hand.

This is the same man who cried about Tom Brady probably knowing that some footballs got fucked with.

From Youtube comments for the Cleveland video.

I’m impressed Rodgers was able to get that much distance on the throw, while simultaneously keeping that hula hoop in the air.

I dozed off and woke up just in time. Just like the Packers.

Tight Butt Sneaks Big Award in Tight End

If you’re U and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where alumni sit
Puttin’ on the Richt!

If you were to make one of those composite images of every old, white, entitled, male, American econo-parasite, it would come out looking something like this.

Gronkowski, on the other hand, remained Dopey.

In 2013 the Spurs has crafted what was essentially a perfect team but ran into Lebron James in the finals, who simply overpowered them with his greatness.

I have the worst of both worlds: I used to be an EMT so I have to administer all the kid’s medicines (as if the ability to put a bandage on someone’s cut and then drive fast to a shitty rural hospital somehow turned me into Chief of Emergency Surgery at Johns Hopkins today), but then my wife second-guesses me…

“How many fingers am I holding up?”

Ben is convinced that he has something called a “traumatic ocular migraine.”

Just imagine if any of the service academies was a football powerhouse (Army was in the 50s, but think modern). As obnoxious as the fans of an Ivy would be, if you badmouthed West Point football people would jump you like you just endorsed al-Qaeda. They all suck, so no one cares about them, luckily.

Is that woman at a Browns game or a Frat party?

Whenever someone replies to you, there should be an option for you to dismiss their comment in the dropdown in the upper right of their comment.