It’s public knowledge that Dana White is a piece of shit. Why is anyone surprised, and why does anyone care?

.....I’ll just say it.

....Your handle is “Coochie Johnson”.

“Back in 1990, when I had a set bedtime”

I’m not a fan of Eli Manning, but it warms the blood to know that Kanell has to watch him and know that he’s been surpassed.

.....There’s no fucking way that this is serious.

This reminds me: The Chargers get to actually witness on Sunday a local fanbase which actually loves its team. I’m sure it will be surreal for them.

And Los Angelenos say the same thing about you.

How many medications do you have to take?

Also, it isn’t like King Koopa Rapist has set the NFL on fire this season.

The rule banning the community trust encapsulates everything that is wrong with the current NFL.

“My woman is so happy she cooks for me now”

“A well-run team”—and here we find proof that Magary has not been paying attention

....This actually happened?

It made Drew Magary unhappy. I fail to see a downside to that.

Also, let Kobe have his retirement tour, because...look, I’ll just be blunt. That alleged young talent that Scott could be developing? They...um....how do I say this...fucking suck.

I might be a bit of a conspiracy theorist here guys, but I think that Deadspin has opinions about Kobe’s age and present level of play. I just wish that they’d express it more, yanno?

And that is why the youth of China are the future, and not the youth of America.

I gotta agree with this. “Trump in the White House would be great because he’d put in a golf course”—-pretty blatant evasive non-answer.

“Are you a refugee?!?!”