Jesus, woman. If there was no visuals, just the audio...we’d think you were getting raped or just saw your child get by a truck.

“The officials are terrible!”

Whatever. I’m a Chiefs fan. God forbid that I seperate my dislike for Manziel with judging the facts of the current situation.

I...don’t get it.

But if he fucks over an NFL golden boy project out of spite, the league will give subtle hints to owners that he is not to be hired.

But he didn’t do anything like that this time.

Yo, quick question for Kinja vets: I just saw that I have a worthless shitstain troll following me. How do I remedy this?

Last night’s final play is going to go down as a Brown Note for Cleveland Browns fans.

Ohh Ohh!! Let me guess: “All things that Harbaugh’s Psychiatrist-10 will never have"?

Yeah, we’re done with this.

No, you’re trying to be a mocking dumbass and get shit started. A word to the wise: Satire is like a BMW....if you give either one to worthless white trash, they’re just going to make a big mess.

If that had been Brady or Manning, Timmy Jernigan’s next work-related injury would involve hot fry grease.

Look. Manziel annoys the shit out of me.

Been. Gotta love it when the Kindle refuses to enter a letter, and Kinja won’t let you edit.

Between your handle and your shit-starting comment, I have never ben more sure of anything in my life as I am that you didn’t finish high school.

Because baseball does it, and no matter how logical it is, you cannot do something that another sport does. Duh.

Manziel gets dibs on Elagabalus!

That meme is going to be around when that kid is Peyton’s age.

First off, let me say that no matter how wretched the Cleveland Browns are, you sir are awesome. This list was amazing work.

I wonder if it would be assholish to note that if a New England Patriots fan made the same type of list, in the same time period, it would be less than half as long.