Yeah, Carolina! You’d best watch out, cause this is ‘Skins country! And ya’ll will see aour faione Southern tradition when we take the field and....no I can’t do this LOlOLOLOl Luke Kuechly is going to rip off Kirk Cousins’s head!!

Yeah! Do what Chumpzilla did and work at Wal-Mart after dropping out of 10th grade instead!

Precisely.

The word Boston is in that URL. That automatically makes the bias of this story suspect.

Uh uh. I too live in the Upper Midwest....even in a fantasy, this is too much to ask.

It’s 4 in the afternoon. Shouldn’t you two Raiders fans be drunk on Four Loko by now?

Use whatever means you can to find the culprits and expel them.

Romo’s 36 and spent 90 percent of this season in IR.

I’m assuming that in your scenario, the Cubs win the Series for the next four years running and the South Side stops being a shithole?

Because Elway has strong faith in him.

Deadspin is not high on the football abilities of Blaine Gabbert.

Whatever. Go look at the +1s in my original comment, then go look at how many you have.

He knows that Ben did it.

Erm. He’s not middle-aged.

Also...no. No you don't.

“Ummm im no baller”

Oh that’s right! This is the part where you claim to be some kind of big baller because that’s what fucktards who have only been on the Internet since 2013 do. Save your breath, shithead: I don’t believe a fucking word you say. Go fuck off.

That’s because it belongs to your parents.

Dunno why they’re being protected.

Be careful. They live in the same trailer park as you do.