Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

It feels weird to me that people outside the AV Club know of ZMF. It's uncomfortable, like introducing one of your high school friends to your college drinking buddies.

I'd suggest he enter a 12-step program, but he's already shown he's hopeless when it comes to going through progressions.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

This is the disappointments list. The disgraceful embarrassment thread will come later.

"To clarify, I utterly respect and appreciate every police officer that protects and serves all of us with honesty, integrity and the right way. And I don't think those kind of officers should be offended by what I did."

I'm sure that officer understands, wherever he is.

In other news, grown-ass man writing this comment has never done much better than these teens at Mega Man.

Kill her! Kill the witch and steal her secrets!

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

As if I needed another reason to love Terry Crews.

I was warned abou the Honey Badger a looong time ago. I didn't fall for their cute nature at all...

@jeffgerstmann

Giant Bomb's community is just the fucking best.

Giant Bomb's Jeff Gerstmann captures the bird-fearing mindset that Far Cry 4 puts you in perfectly in this video:

Forbidden Oasis has been mine. Truly awe-inspiring visuals. I don't understand how Bioware filled this game so full of content. It's almost like Bioware took the complaint of recycled dungeons from DA2, and completely overcompensated in trying to make up for it. I'm actually glad DA2 was kinda shitty now, if it means…

I'll tell you how painful and debilitating a nut shot is: This article made my nuts hurt a little, and I refuse to watch any of your clips.

"All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!"

Jade Empire was the best Avatar game ever made.

But the music wasn't playing. This hedgehog clearly had a few minutes before he'd need to get an air bubble.

Let's be real: if these were cats, the expressions would read more,"I'm plotting your murder and dismemberment" and less, "Silly and weird human, FINE."