Merlin and Hollywood, fuckin’ shit up.

Such a beautiful moment.

Watching Giant Bomb's Ryan Davis play through it with some nerd.

I just replayed Old World Blues. It is really, really, good.

Love that game. Those boss races were straight up bullshit though.

My character has some fucked up knees.

My burning podcast question:

The main thing I learned from Krem is that trans people have a tendency to clip through chairs and then float over them.

Yeah I live near Indy and my internet is pretty good.

It's actually a shotgun. Your idea is way better though.

Fuck you, The Chocolate War.

Wearing boxers with swim trunks is crazy. Wearing a white tshirt with swim trunks so people don't see your pasty overweight body on the other hand...

Domestic violence is obviously awful, but I'm sad a pizza went uneaten.

ALL PUPPIES ARE BEST PUPPIES

Most of my life is squeaking "Puppy!" at various intervals. Except all manly and stuff.

I... can't handle the eye trauma.

The squirrels at the Grand Canyon are basically tame. I remember accidentally dropping mustard from a hot dog on one's face there when I was a kid.

The internet lied to me.

If this is true, your father is a gentleman and scholar of the highest order.

We used to have a Border Collie/ Bernese Mountain Dog mix that had a truly massive vocabulary of words.