The hate for Nuts & Bolts always made me sad. It was truly an excellent game. I haven’t talked to many people who gave it an honest chance (and didn’t just hate-play it while griping about the lack of “real” B&K3) who didn’t like it. It was also, in many ways, a precursor to the building/experimentation games that…

Man, it's all about Merlin. The wizard of my soccer ball heart.

I KID YOU NOT:

yea, but, Kurt Russell was in Big Trouble in Little China.

I love all the slightly older budget car challenges, be it Porsche, old Italian supercars, budget coupes etc. First amphibious challenge needs to be mentioned. It’s classic, and great one at showing what TG is about.

FUCK YES, GOOD BYE WORLD. SEE YOU SOON!

And now, Deadspin Slack discusses Will’s first paragraph.

If I want to ignore basic geography in order to further my patriotism, that’s my right as an American, sir.

Somehow this has killed about a half hour for me and led me here. I think I’ve had too much internet today xD.

Interesting post. But I still have a few questions. Such as:

I enjoy the Just Cause series, but every time I see/play one I’m inevitably left wanting a reboot of the Mercenaries series that completely forgets about the god awful second one and instead plays like the first one.

Remember when gamers demand more gameplay evolution in sequels? Fuck evolution! Same gameplay, same character, just make everything bigger. Bigger map, bigger weapons, bigger explosions. This is a video game designed by dinosaurs, this is a game for the non-thinking crowd, this is a game for gamers who just wanna fuck…

“Well, animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they’ve had a hard life or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks.

Rage, Rage, Rage, against the dying of the pike.

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

I got the animated hot dog at the movie - I'd be ok with that, but apparently it means that I am literally pathetic?! I think it's time for a redo...

“Excuse me, I’m sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love your voice.”

GET BENT

Think about how you'd handle this in real life. Would you feel like you needed a "fair fight" against bloodthirsty psychopaths and hellborn beasts?