"I, in no way, ever thought or tried to steal a baby."

And just when things were going so well for the city of St. Louis.

Tying a North Face around your waist: because you can take the kid out of a prep school, but...

It seeks unspecified money damages.

Also fun fact, George R.R. Martin has antire dresser at home filled with nothing but shiny vests.

You can get Luftwaffles at Batter of the Bulge, the WWII-themed breakfast joint! You could also get a stack of buttermilk Panzercakes, if you prefer.

But seriously, no. It's just you've never seen a roll of toilet paper next to a urinal have you? If you don't shake properly you run the risk of leaving a small drop on the tip. Just the tip mind you! That small drip when applied to a very non-absorbent material (like swim trunks) will expand exponentially when the…

I love this man. He could read the phone book and I would call it art and listen attentively.

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE DRIBBLE!

You guys have NO idea how happy it makes me that I got two Pol Pot puns in the span of the same minute on this post.

To be fair, it was only served during their Pol Potluck night.

Just Cause 2 Multiplayer Mod is pretty close.

I think the comprehensive list of things Tigers will eat is:

I didn't realize what simple pleasures lay in watching people catch buckets with their faces.

Well what are YOU doing to stop the spread of American Sign Language?

Remind me to never get cross with the girl in the second clip who kept her feet. She ran away to protect herself until her opponent incapacitated herself, then she came back for the kill. Her blood was cold before that water hit her.

What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?

Wizard Female because she's voiced by Azula and that automatically adds 10 sexy points

Will it be like the Pokemon TCG for Gameboy??? That was such an amazing game. Please come to other consoles, preferably all of them. Actually, I think this would be an awesome Facebook game too. All of this assuming it isn't F2P

Austin Collie used to give similar interviews to the beat writers in Indianapolis, except his stock answer was, "Who am I? Why are you asking me these questions?"