Great line from Justified goes something like this...

How ship-faced do you have to be to have a threesome with two 60-year olds?

Nobody is more gullible than a conspiracy theorist.

You should point this out to your boss:

Yeah, that story is just charming. Not offensive, an easy mistake to make, but still silly. The wife's reaction makes it.

I was pleasantly surprised by Freddie's performance in ME3.

Obviously Jessica is not a real baker.

Challenger: [explodes]

I pray, in 77.4 years when Jeanette Daniels Benziger's great-great-great-grandson is begrudgingly doing a family tree for 4th grade, he lazily uses google and unwittingly stumbles upon the fact that his relative, Jeanette Daniels Benziger, had a brief turn as an internet meme on a vulgar defunct sub-blog of the the…

Hindenburg: [explodes]

We need to make this a thing, people.

So...like overnight then?

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?

That is absurdly adorable, but:

Just looking for an excuse to post this:

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Unfortunately, Campbell's goal caused a long delay because in Brazil the celebration could not be aborted.

The only reason my computer would weep is because of the ending. Hey-oh!

I was hoping when the Australian announcer got excited he'd just start screaming out Australian things.

@ArkansasFred: