He kinda needs one. I hope it happens. He uses a lot of words to be wrong about damn near everything.

This person just lives to up vote trolls and obfuscate.

Having consulted her wikipedia page, I can say that at all of 43 years old, this would be the perfect time for her to be Jane Pauley’ed off the show for someone just as blond and unabashedly basic, but 15-20 years younger and less able to negotiate a contract. That is how capitalism, and more importantly the…

And PAY those people? *clutch pearls*

Is that the cable channel with the people addicted to eating toilet paper, or the other one with similarly useless reality shows?

The market Everything is all fucked up

No One Knows What’s Happening with the Used Car Market

She is the Gwyneth Paltrow of Shikshas.

Hold on now. You know the rules don’t apply to Princess Ivanka, first of her name, creator of 15m jobs! Pegger of Jared and daddy’s forbidden fantasy! Lo, admire her many works! She doth shod and clothe the tacky! Her wisdom doth bring great smiles to leaders ‘round the globe! If there is a chair absent her father’s…

“rich assholes who just picked a number out of the air.”

I would say they can consider themselves lucky it was just a bit of basic vandalism. When you are stupid enough to sack your IT staff en-mass like that you run the very real risk that they could easily cripple your business on the way out.

Of course there’s a sex tape...

Tell-all memoirs don’t matter. Estranged wife and daughters don’t matter. A complete compromise on his part of any and all principles and decency don’t matter. He is packing the Supreme Court with conservatives, and that’s the only thing that matters. In his eyes certainly.

Why would you pay ahead on a 0% loan?

Impressive that you got “Rogue” right and wrong in the same sentence.

My son (9) just beat Portal this afternoon, so I’ll probably watch him play through some Portal 2, which means I’ll also *finally* get a chance to try out the co-op side of that game — really looking forward to that :D

and then change the text on the Strategic National Stockpile website to be in line with the bullshit that they’re claiming.

Everytime I see Jared’s face I want to punch it. I am 58 years old, 5'3" and 150 lbs, 23% bodyfat. Plus I wear glasses. But I know I could fuck. him. up. I see his wormy lips and that Botoxed forehead and I know it would take one crack of my bony knuckles and he would crumble like the crystal dildo he is.

1st Gear: You get a bailout! You get a bailout! Everybody gets a bailout!!

First he parked it next to his 370z, trying to tell them Nissan made a newer car. They weren’t convinced it was any different from the car that started selling 17 years ago.