Has anyone ever wondered if this hideous, Twilight Zone-esque timeline of the past few years is really a comatose dream? That all of these bizarre events are really your subconscious trying to provoke your consciousness, even comatose, into recognizing that these events are unreal, implausible, and that you’re truly…

Gronk confidently telling a neuroscientist that CTE can be fixed is strong evidence that Gronk’s CTE has not, in fact, been fixed.

It was the Broncos-Panthers game to open the season after their Super Bowl matchup. Newton looked great early on and then Von Miller and co unloaded on him with the refs blatantly ignoring everything.

He’s got the yips, and when a quarterback has the yips, there is only one thing left to do.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

Big Ben on third and long:

This is what the leader of the free world is doing with his time; he is arguing with a singer and his wife on a fucked up social media platform. Millions of people are ok with this embarrassment.  This is what we do now.  This is America.  Fuck...

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

When this orange carnival barker was elected, I thought that we could survive four years of him. We’re slowly getting to the tipping point though, and like you said we’ll be climbing out of this hole for a long time. If he gets re-elected, and there’s a 50/50 or greater chance of it, that will be the end of this…

Sweet. So first Trump and his morons make an idiotic change purely to rile up the dumbest among their base in a move that will not only cost the country more money and fuck the environment, but also cost the automakers (and therefore by extension us, their customers) shitloads of money.

I lived in LA in the early 70's. The air was fucking brown. No matter how fucking stupid people are, most of them agree that brown air is really harmful to humans. California made new rules, and forced businesses to clean up. Like everything in the world, it wasn’t perfect. However, the fucking air is clean again.

The party of small government, y’all! States rights!

The 30 Year’s War killed 8 million people, a total of 20% of Germany’s population, and up to 50% of the population of some regions.

Fuck the GOP. Fuck every single one of them.

I grew up in Colorado. When FOTF showed up they put a community that once respected or at least ignored each others differences into the center of the culture wars and it got tremendously ugly.  Neighbors learned to hate neighbors, friendships died, bullshit and cruelty became the norm.

I can’t believe the guy hocking a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme would support something that’s proven harmful by science. Weird. 

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

Madeleine Westerhout

Seems like this article blew SOUP past 10k subscribers, which I think is only fair. I am puzzled as to why his channel doesn’t do better. He’s got charisma, the production values are there, and he’s working on a barrage of classics.

George’s the effin’ man!

(Thanks for the Celica episode again)

That was pretty fucking amazing. Just doing all of the stop motion is itself a huge task.