She’s nuts, but not as bad as the sinister Aynn Randice.

I am not interested in The Vampire Chronicles. However I also was not interested in a show about Hannibal Lecter and that ended up being exquisite. So now I am interested in The Vampire Chronicles... by Bryan Fuller.

The wreckage looked like destroyed Narn ships. They’ve jumped into Babylon 5.

And the basic concept of Star Trek is that they were ensemble episodic shows.

See, this is what I wanted “ABCs of Beth” to be—even though I love the episode, and it’s heart-on-sleeve climax. This, however, feels far more graceful. Rick can’t outrun the people he shackles himself to, which is why he can go Tom and Jerry on the president. He doesn’t care about the president, but even if he can’t…

Forget it, Drew. It’s Murphytown.

Guy Fieri invited me to his mansion for an evening of light entertainment and fine spirits. When I arrived I found that he had invited five other guests, all of us complete strangers to each other. We dined on the greasiest burgers money could buy, and then Guy Fieri excused himself and left the six of us…

I used to be with It. But then they changed what It was. Now what I’m with isn’t It and what’s It seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you!

Like every other season, AHS couldn't leave well enough alone. I thought this season was a chaotic mess, exacerbated by this choppy, insubstantial finale. By the end of 10 episodes, we had watched FIVE fake television shows (or even more if you want to count the fake newscasts) about these people who I feel like we…

Season 2 is my favorite season. I think Roanoake is the worst season by far. Seems to be pretty divisive around here.

Who else cried like a fucking baby for 15 minutes watching the final scenes?

Sam Eagle: It is the American way!
Gonzo: Psst..Sam *whispers in Sam's ear*
Sam Eagle: It is the British way!
Gonzo: Good.

I just want Norm back, but I think I know why he won't be.

Tomorrow on "Comedy Talk Talk":

and i still carry around my ass-pennies to this day!

I don't downvote so I had to post to let you know that I hate you

This insult is a double whammy because it also forces me to rank my female relatives according to attractiveness.

The Spirit Gum Warehouse
The Gummy Spirit Whorehouse
A Dumpster
Some Raccoons
The 'Stache Stash
Professor Follicle's World of Wigs and Face Wigs
Bed Bath & Beyond
Kevin Fuck's Theatrical Costume Supply

I did try to listen to the first one of those Jaws shows, but I don't recall it quite catching the spirit of the Phish episodes, in which one person was a skeptic who needed convincing while another was having to be persuasive about the pop culture in question.  Maybe I need to give it another try.