Dude, it’s NJT. Of course it’s their fault, they were probably told multiple times that the show was ending at 12:30 but in their infinite fucking ineptitude they then told themselves that the show was ending at 10:30 and as per usual are trying to blame someone else for their gross fucking incompetence. FUCK. N.J.T. 

Pro tip, take everything NJT “Claims” and assume it is a flat out lie. I’ll put money on the fact that WWE told NJT the exact times and NJT still fucked everything up in their usual fashion.

It’s easy, the black guy got the blue guy out because its the waning moon of the thingamajig and the whicket is in retrograde.

They get whicket keeper gloves

I’m going to say it, Bob Bowman would have made a better Commissioner. He’s the kind of dirt bag who would have encouraged grudges, bad guys and all that type of stuff that made baseball in the 90's watchable.

1. Posh Wrangler for yuppies.

I hope I can get a 110 with cloth seats, a raised air intake and a winch bumper. Hopefully Land Rover doesn’t force you into higher trims for that.

Put this shit directly into my veins.

Isn’t that the fucking truth. 

This comment has zero chill. I like it. 

What if I told you that for a month they were the “Trenton Pork Rolls”.

Can’t kill a civilian if there are no civilians.

F-14 Tomcat = Tomkitty

A world where you need to figure it out. 

Dude better hope he gets caught by the police and not commuters. He’ll have to eat out of a straw for a while otherwise.

Toooo be faaair, technically they’re not sentient. For them to be sentient would require self awareness so just flying rats. 

Fuck there you have it folks, time to pack up and head home. This guy has figured out all of the worlds woes. “Get a job”, man how did you come up with something so insightful yet so simple...