Hey man, some would say that Cleveland is lit... Wait no that’s just the river, nevermind.

I mean Ohio is the asshole of the US, and Cleveland is the asshole of Ohio... So none of this surprises me.

Wade depth literally means, it can wade through water up to a depth of 19" of water so all breather tubes and electronics are located above that limit. You can’t ever leave a vehicle to sit in water as water will eventually make its way into the differentials via the seals and give you a nice milky mess instead of…

Simple, homeless guy who shit himself sitting in the subway car.

Like the “free candy” van, it’s totally legit and you should ride in that subway car. You’ll be fine...

Crack Pipe, it’s still a 12 year old Jeep.

I can say with all honesty that had that been me and it was my dog, I’m pretty sure I’d be in jail for trying to choke the life out of that flight attendant.

The 1989 is not a Defender, it’s a “Land Rover 110" Land Rover introduced the Defender in 1990.

By “vintage” Defender, you mean Series Land Rovers right?

2.5L 4 banger diesel? Any chance it’s a refangled 300Tdi sans the turbo? I mean Tata does own the tooling and plans for those blocks...

Probably the spitting.

Probably need to work on your knot tying skills also.

It’s okay little buddy, owning a truck that has a lower payload than what is essentially a golf cart doesn’t make you any less of a man. Thinking it’s does is what makes you less of a man <3

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.

Brah, have faith. This isn’t their first rodeo.

Vintage? When did 2012 become vintage? That was the criteria, no older than 2012 and no more than 20k miles on the clock...

Land Rover are going to be using a dash my buddy recently restored for this project. He’s going to get a tour for when he drops it off. Pretty envious of the bastard honestly.