I’ve cut down my commute into the city to 3 days a week now, hopefully I can reduce it further in the coming months. I hope NJ Transit executives develop tastebuds in their assholes.  

Heh, think I might check how much change I have in my couch.

What’s wrong with working on your car at noon?

That sounds like a fate worse than death, beige camry’s as far as the eye can see. Stepford wives and husbands shuffling around responding to every greeting with finger guns... BBQ’s cooking steaks until they’re well done... holy fuck, what a hellscape.

Depends on how drunk I get.

This is the news I needed today, good for him. I kind of feel bad for Margaret Foulke, because it must be sad going through life with that much bile in her heart... actually, wait nevermind, fuck that old bag.

Pretty sure that falls under the war crimes section in the UN charter.

Only on Mondays.

Failed hopes and dreams.

Oh, I’m prepared...

They’re all good dogs Bront.

That is a waste of perfectly good rooibos.

You normally crush it up and mix it with some baking powder in order to snort it.

Depends on the ref honestly, once you go to ground you have to release the ball immediately, you’ll get yelled at to “RELEASE” by the ref maybe once or twice. He normally blows you up if you don’t listen to him.

Found some unseen footage from the interview,

Who said she didn’t?

My wife once found a 12 inch black rubber cock in the parking lot of a Home depot once, does that count?

I have no doubt that Floyd will 99/100 times win this fight, this is why I hope McGregor is of the same mindset and decides if he’s going to lose it will not be by decision or K/O.

My hope for this fight? Half way through McGregor says “fuck it”, performs a takedown and has Floyd in an armbar before anyone knows what’s going on and proceeds to snap his arm.