thebloody
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I wouldn’t have a problem, then again my mods would just be slightly higher suspension, front and rear lockers and a snorkel. Also that roll cage does serve a purpose and isn’t just for show:

I believe that most of these were seized because their engine vin’s didn’t match up with the chassis due of engine swaps. IIRC I think most of them are 300Tdi engines which are newer than the vehicles and the government used that as a pretext to seize them. This pisses me off because I see (clearly vin swapped)

Thing is though, people in this case bought these Defenders because they really wanted a Defender but couldn’t afford NAS Defenders. These are middle class (maybe more upper middle class but I digress) people and not that douchey trust fund baby type who spends his days in Nantucket bitching about the “poors”.

I don’t think any of the vehicles seized in this case were sent to the crusher because of the owners quick reaction. The Land Rovers we saw get crushed were from different cases (I believe).

Owners are later seen leaping for joy:

Would you take this on a class 3 or 4 trail?

I have, but I can almost guarantee he was rolling an Iroc in his younger years.

A Porsche Boxter can go fast(ish), the FJ - 40 can go anywhere...

Don’t forget the “Lagging sales of the Defender”, because you know complaining about not selling enough trucks when you intentionally don’t sell in the biggest car markets makes sense.

That would require politicians to critical thinking skills, and if they had critical thinking skills they wouldn’t be a politician because they’d be able to do something useful with their life.

Just $10k more a year and I could reasonably afford this... But then I couldn’t have kids or travel.

This was an entertaining read, you going to take the skyline off roading next?

Not a single useful human being amongst them.

If you’re on the east coast:

K I’ll be doing that then.

If you could swap it out for the Antichrist one, I’d be eternally grateful. Same colors and all. Pleaseee :)

I didn’t see it, it was an impulse buy. Can I still fix it?

HOLY SHIT WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE SWINGING SERIES! WHY, WHY, WHY!?!