thebloody
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Starts? Son, it's been around for a long, long time...

Crack pipe, never buy somebody else's project.

Land Rover special vehicles division? Where do I sign up? My body is ready...

Great review, pity we can't get the work horse version here. It's probably the only thing that would ever tempt me way from my Land Rover. That or a Hi-Lux.

That is a really long winded way of him saying, "I'm a parasitic fuck who expects everything to be given to me for free".

But, but 4WD means I CAN DO ANYTHING IN TEH SNOW!!! WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING!?!?!

What they didn't show was the fact that 70% of the build time was actually dedicated to bleeding the brake system. There are 3 separate bleed screws on each of the front calipers, it's a god damn nightmare to work on.

So much want... Good thing I'll be able to pick it up 5 years from now at a decent price with a car max warranty.

Nah, that was a $300 "optional extra".

I see my truck as a male but more like a male dog than an object of lust, didn't realize it was out of the ordinary.

I'm the same, I see my truck (his name is Dugga boy) in the same light as a beloved family working dog.

Land Rover would probably fight this tooth and nail because it will negatively impact the "New Defender" as every enthusiast would rather just import a real Defender.

Beaver drops a tree on my truck and I'd console myself by getting a new hat made of beaver pelt...

I'd love to throw a set of MT/R's on that thing and sink it into a mud hole.

Just think if you had to install long travel suspension on that thing...

Defender 130 Rhino:

Awesome, today I learned.

Mine's an 04, do you have the CDL conversion done?

Yes sir, my pride and joy. I have a roof rack as well, but it's off for a bit until I have a garage that can fit my truck with it on.