I mean, the only thing that could make this car more awesome is if it came with a trunk full of blow and an amnesia-suffering Sofia Vergara in the passenger seat. It's so amazing that probably the most astonishing thing about it is that it resides in that bastion of civility and modesty, Canada. Oh and I was kidding…

My friend got me into Jalopnik around 2008/09. I've enjoyed it ever since, although I spend most of my time on oppo now because they're my kind of crazy.

The line is normally in front of the cash register.

Fuuuuuuck, I have and like that coffee. I'm turning into a hipster. I'm going to the range tomorrow and shoot the shit out of an inanimate object.

Yeah I don't see as many "pretend broke" variety anymore. Guess daddy threatened to take away their Ferrari if they didn't stop dressing like hobo's. Luckily I don't have to go to Starbucks anymore and don't have to deal with them much anymore. I found this Italian market that has awesome coffee, it's out of the way…

As some one who works in Chelsea I can tell you that it is fucking hipster central.

I thought it was the piston pushrod crank cylinder that did that? No?

I've seen a couple, haven't seen a manual though.

Nope, brake pads from the stealership are $130. But from autoanything you can get them for around $70ish

Ah, well then I envy your equipment. All I have is a driveway, a 2-ton trolly jack and some wrentches. One day though, I'll have a garage with a lift.

Yeah those are a pain, but seriously 20 minutes? Sounds like you have a lift and impact wrenches.

$800 to change the front brakes on a Jaguar X-Type. A job that takes me no longer than an hour with just a trolly jack and wratchet wrenches. so $130 (if from stealership) for brake pads and $630 for labour!?! GTFAC!

Yeah those mall parking lots are effing insane...