Where's the snorkel? I don't see it...

Crack, not even once....

Yeah, they never do what ever they did again...

There is only one reason I'd not want to live in Detroit. It's too fucking cold in the winter, otherwise it's an awesome city.

It's like an Orange on a toothpick.

Crack pipe.

If it's wrong to think this is the perfect couple, I don't want to ever be right.

COTD nomination right here

Listen, I aint gonna get fucked like Gribbs, understand. Gribbs is 70 years old and the fuckin guy's gonna die in prison, I don't need that. So I'm warning everybody, EVERYBODY. It could be my son, it could be anybody. Gribbs got 20 years just for saying hello to some fuck who was sneaking behind his back selling…

I'm just thankful that the death toll wasn't higher, those taxis regularly carry 20 passengers.

Fields hill has some pretty steep gradients and that off ramp is also a down hill. So its easy enough to get up to 40-50 by just coasting.

Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

What do you want to tell me now, tough guy? I said, "Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!"

Holy shit, I used to go through that intersection on my way to school as a kid. Just a little background, Fields Hill is a highway and one of the in transport routes into Durban. This intersection is at the bottom of the off ramp and its right after a sharp turn with a steep gradient that requires trucks to be in low…

You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy…

Let me guess that was by a French Canadian right?

Yeah the 15 year olds without drivers licenses saw this and we all know how they are expert drivers and how when they street race they do it safely...

Yeah the 15 year olds without drivers licenses saw this and we all know how they are expert drivers and how when they street race they do it safely...