1st Gear: Screw Honda, I'd rather pay a little extra and get a wagon that looks like sex on wheels.

NP for sure, you could probably make $2000-$3000 just from parting it out if the rebuild goes sideways.

So now I have to start treating Golfs like I treat Priuses(that's intentional)? Fuuck but I liked Golf's. Fucking hipsters ruin everything.

I don't know what to do with my hands...

Actually it is an official language, if it wasn't then why does the anthem end in english and why are there still english speaking schools? We don't use it for just "international purposes".

Had to upgrade a few things because the standard options were sub par, but I think I did alright...

Well they couldn't just let that money go to waste...

It's very simple really. Can't understand why so many men make the mistake of assuming they're a key start when in reality they're a push button.

A million times over.

I'll grab my cane...

I may not know how the two-legged one works, but I sure as hell know how to get the engine running...

Yeah... she looks REALLY sorry about what she did...

Kind of reminds me of...

That guy must smell like big foots dick...

Good to see at least some one in the industry gets it.

Wow, just wow...

Apparently the fat bitch is flexible.

Lol, could Prius drivers be anymore stereotypical?

I'd throw my hat in the ring with this one. It's fantastically fake:

1st:) It's probably a good thing otherwise Apple would sue every other car manufacturer for using their "game changing" round wheel design...