Calling silver paint ‘rare’ is quite amusing.

Not paying a dollar over 25k for an early Model 3, battery is a ticking timebomb.

I’m not even going to bother looking up how difficult a heater core is on this.  Some cars it is a full dash removal and for $10k I’m not getting into that box of hornets.

Literally the only reason I still come here as well. This site is a small shadow of itself with almost all of the old writers either elsewhere or at the site that Jalopnik should have turned into- The Autopian.

Thank you sir for coming back! You are 90% of why I even still come here, and a reminder of the good old Jalop days. Hope you enjoyed a well deserved vacation

That interior is super depressing.  BTW- did all of our avatars get nuked?

It is time to declare this lemon fundamentally unsafe and just yank the airworthiness certificate permanently. Maybe Boeing can sell them to Russia or something, probably still safer than Aeroflot.

Because I can keep my finger on the down arrow and have the whole page slowly scroll at reading speed without hassle. Or I can have to keep. Clicking. Clicking. Clicking. Change the fucking page already. Clicking, finally, next page. To get it paragraph. by. paragraph. Click. Click. Click. Jesus, fuck, closing the tab…

I’m just grateful it wasn’t a slideshow.

No…. No….. No….

A reminder for everyone: Jeep raised their prices more than nearly any other manufacturer over the past four years. To a large degree, these discounts are not real discounts; they are Jeep prices simply going back to where they were just a short time ago.

I believe that. The timeline checks out. He dies, they get Disney to Imagineer his corpse a la Weekend at Bernies, De Santis pisses off The Mouse, they withdraw product support, and Mitchie starts glitching up all the time. IT checks out.

Either in on the scam, or just looking for a quick flip. It was a Raptor, so the Blue Book is around $100k. That’s a big profit for not a lot of work. But then, a price that low should have been a red flag.

Why would he pay $75k for a Bronco and then go trade it in a few weeks later? Makes no sense. I have a feeling this guy is in on this scam.

We’ll bide our time until you’re ready to tell the Merkur story. For a moment in the 80s, those were a breath of fresh air.

Now this is how you do NP/ND.

Ugly? How dare you. Those are classic 80s graphics.

Not with all those stickers on the back, that’s a personal vehicle.

Oh good Lord, it’s a Texas license plate, too.

Bring a blacklight and you’ll sleep in your car. Or don’t and sleep in ignorance of all of the bodily fluids covering everything.