Ditto. You should see me cabbage patch.

It’s Opposite Name Day!

So true. That’s why I go to Honest Insurance and We’ll Never Overcharge You Auto Repairs. Now those are names I can trust.

As the great philosopher Ayn Rand once said, “brevity is the soul of wit.”

Teens, make this your cause.

Quality Italian

Yeah, I hear you about the shitty week

I switched from engineering to poli sci and was much better/happier for it! I work in marketing now, but the skills I really sharpened while getting my degree (critical thinking, persuasive writing, collaboration) are why I’m successful and earn a decent living.

I legitimately thought that the Pismo Beach Disaster was something that had actually happened (i.e., Clueless was borrowing from real events) until literally 3 weeks ago.

Not getting laid, dumped coffee on my kindle and my cat has ear mites. solidarity <3 hope things get better!

....as well as three of Chyna’s sisters, her dear friend Treasure, and mom Tokyo Toni who fly...

I’m glad I could help because I couldn’t put it into words until I started typing. It’s one thing to be against the legalization of marijuana, mom, but please don’t be against people that are different than you. I could go on all night, but I just don’t understand. And she said she feels the same way about me. All I…

Nothing out of the ordinary here! Suburban Atlanta, my spouse was in line for about an hour, got there before they opened but it moved briskly. I traded her off with the kids and got there about 8:40 and literally no waiting. There were people in and out , but it was brisk and fast so no waiting. Anecdotally there…

I came to the USA with my parents at 10 years old and became a citizen just a few days after Obama’s reelection, so today marks both my 4 years as a citizen AND my first vote ever! I got home from working at the bar at 3 am and made it to polling station by 7 (as to not be late for my other job at 9). I was so excited…

Man, I’m surprised that people were jerks to the workers. Usually people in Columbus are pretty chill (like you). I hope it wasn’t too cold while you were waiting outside that early!

Our polling station for the primaries had free coffee, tea, coffee, and cookies, but I think that’s as good as it gets in America.

I sent my ballot in from overseas over a month ago. It’s my second general election, and the first one I voted a week early, so I’m starting to feel like I should go on Election Day in four years just for the experience. Somehow sticking an envelope in the mail is slightly less official/profound feeling, even if it is…

I woke up in Columbus, Ohio at 6 a.m., slapped on my “The Future is Female” sweatshirt, and headed to my polling place at about 6:35. The line was already outside the building. I waited for about 20 minutes, and got to an electronic voting machine. I got on page 3 of 8, when my machine started acting up. The touch…

There’s no punishment like poncho punishment.

LINDSAY LOHAN’S ACCENT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TURKEY.