It begins with “It was a dark and stormy night.” That line is oft-quoted for a good reason, but until you read L’Engle’s obviously tongue-in-cheek take...* it’s just a wonderful wonderful book. Please read it IMMEDIATELY. I promise you will not be disappointed.

read it now go go go

Welp, someone somewhere is getting their shortlist ready.

I mean she’s the worst but I think there is a grain of truth to that. She’s usally more subtle with her fake relationships. And he, being new to the world of PR romance, was pretty unchill.

Her publicist cannot possibly think that anyone over twelve will believe that.

I want her to go away because she not only spoiled Tom Hiddleston permanently for me but still not content, she wants to ruin Drake as well.

SEE

I’d be devastated to learn she’s anything but awesome. She seems so fun!

Can we also have a “This dumbass has to reply to every single troll they find” flag too?

In a probably not that rare Kinja overshare moment I will admit I ended several relationships this year because of this very issue. I just couldn’t take any more of not feeling like I was the true authority on being a woman when speaking to men. After years of feeling invested and as though I had a responsibility to…

Men not accepting that other men will behave differently with women than they do with them is causing me regular rage strokes atm. “He doesn’t grab my ass!” - well then. I guess that means it doesn’t happen!

I’m not a Southern Belle. But when I’m on vacation in the South or just dealing with crazy hot weather here in Chicago, I find that mineral foundation works the best for my combo to oily skin. I have Lucy Minerals in the light formula at the moment but I have also used the oily control formula. Blotting papers and a…

filed to: who’s a good boy

I have to join in. Went out with my girlfriends last night, I wound up talking to this seemingly nerdy harmless guy and how me and my boyfriend were mad we didn’t get to comic con this year... about 10 mins into conversation he says “make out with me” and forces himself into me, I took my right fist and punched him in…

I am so sorry.

Nice!

“I don’t know anyone who would be okay with that kind of shit, or would doubt it without a reason to doubt it.”

This has happened to me at work. Not infrequently.

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEN

I comfort myself knowing that it wasn’t as bad as it could have been. It was not the first nor the last time this has happened, but I figure it doesn’t get much more embarrassing than in the halls of your public high school.