This should have more stars

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

That is some Simpsons-level schitt right there...

I swear that was also the wallpaper in my grandparents’ kitchen.

Those colors are straight outta the seventies.

I’ll see your gramma’s floral couch, and raise you my nana’s plaid one.

Would buy

My sister has this couch but she reupholstered it with cream fabric!

OMG I used to have this couch, except instead of yellow with orange flowers, it was orange with yellow flowers. Ugliest couch ever, but oh man was it good for naps.

I non-ironically love it

I love that sofa.

The white background makes me imagine it’s part of this ensemble...

My grandmother had a similar couch set but it was covered with plastic. It went perfectly with her velvet foil wallpaper. The only problem was the living room gave you vertigo. And they you’d just slide the hell right of the couch from your sweaty legs.

Weird place to put her corks but whatever.

explain.

The Rocky IV soundtrack is pretty great, yeah.

Your boss? Awesome sauce.

You two are brilliant savage monsters. Bravo!

Where do you work? I’m in the market for a new job.

Jelly shoes came back! I think they’re gone again though so PHEW: