There is very little I wouldn’t do for three paid days off. Well played.

He actually has a reoccuring guest spot. He’s my favorite on the show he plays like an asshole version of himself. My favorite moment was when he filmed Raj’s speech at Howard’s bachelor party and said, “Internet this is so going all over you.”

Hahaaaaa, those fucking things! There ARE limits, y’all. Fashion revivals need boundaries.

Well, I’m already seeing girls in jelly bracelets and high waisted jeans and little elf-boots, and they’re all dancing to playlists of “Flashdance” and “You’re the Inspiration”— why not bring back the Cold War while we’re at it?

This is excellent kinja.

I’ve never been one to accept embarrassing dares, however I’ve gotten a number of outrageous/reckless ones.

He died at 10:30pm EDT.

I have a feeling the first thing Jennifer Aniston thought when she heard the news that Brad and Angelina had split up was “oh for fuck’s sake, now everyone’s going to badger me for a comment”.

I used to live in Virginia and I’m not surprised.

I feel like I’m not the only one who wants more dirt...

I didn’t know I felt this way until I read your post. But yes, agreed.  

That is fantastic.

I irrationally want Idina and Taye to reconcile.

Jonathan Adler, you have a line at Target, you no longer get to make that joke.

That sounds like a deeply uncomfortable garment to have sex in.

I just imagined someone writing that as a college applicant for Applied Math or something. Am DYING.

YOU CAN’T STOP THERE

Dammit! I’m soooorrryyy

This was a good thread idea.