with all due respect, there have only ever been two famous wingmen - goose and colonel sanders.

not sure whats so ‘hmmmm’ about the rob thing. he’s been eating better and losing weight. thats how you cure type 2 diabetes if it’s caused by obesity

Hmm in that case she might need a heart. And some brains. Maybe also some guts? Eh just flick away!

Is she diabetic? Throw the pancreas. (I’m diabetic. And an asshole)

I’m the older brother to my sister. We were the tail end of a lot of siblings, so my parents just kind of gave up and we became our own little duet. I used to tease her mercilessly but we were very close, we were (and are now) our best friends and closest companions. She has kids and I’m their legal guardian should…

As long as it’s cooked right, we’ll make an exception.

That depends. Is she diabetic?

Totally cool!

All it did was make me hungry? It looks like a nicely stocked walk-in freezer.

Pro-tip: you can usually get props soooo cheap the day after Halloween. All the Halloween stores are usually 50-70% off by then. And the last few years the dollar store has had some GREAT fake body parts. They don’t have them in stock around here yet but usually by mid-September.

What in the ever-loving fuck.

I’m happy to see you’re back!

He might not have a brain

...I think you underestimate the time I’ve spent watching Britney Spears’s dancing. But, sure. Yes.

Damnit, hope your theory is wrong, or at least the inverse. Otherwise I am dumber than a box of rocks...

Haha the weird thing about swimmers dancing is that we all tend to be about the hips. Mostly because swimming deals so much with core rotation and shoulder/hip alignment and undulation.

I have zero idea what the determining factor is in whether or not someone has rhythm. I do believe it runs in families though.