I was alive during the Nixon thing, but was just a babe. I am so looking forward to this!!

About 70/30, in my opinion. I’m watching the GOP leadership, and they are hating this.

Blow job impeachment? Nobody in their right mind took that seriously.

People are so GD petty.

Me when I read that journalist thing.

“The little girl situated herself on the edge of the dock and, soon after, the sea lion jumped out of the water, very near to her face. From the video, this seems like a playful move on the part of the sea lion...”

Humongous dog that I named Ralph. He was the size of a 3 year old and I got him when I was very young. He never left my side, until I went off to college and thought I was too good for him. This dog has lots of tears, Doritos, and dead skin buried deep inside him.

Exactly. It’s like he is a giant cockroach in an “Eggar” suit.

“I can only speak for myself.” “There’s no collusion between—certainly—myself and my campaign but I can only speak for myself...and the Russians...zero,” Trump said in a tone that was both very reassuring and very convincing. “Believe me,” he added, “there’s no collusion. Russia is fine.”

This seems appropriate, considering.

You guys, Jason Bateman is my #2. For real.

Or just don’t date someone you don’t actually like when they are being themselves. For fucks sake.

“I don’t think he ever sleeps.”

Since I asked the question, I have veto power. Im gonna have to veto Taylor. She is a Mean Girl in hiding.

“What I have determined is that based upon the unique circumstances the public interest requires me to place this investigation under the authority of a person who exercises a degree of independence from the normal chain of command.”

But we need something geez.

I don’t disagree with you. But your comment begs the question: WHO is america’s sweetheart right now? I’m voting for Michelle Obama.

I’m gonna need someone who isn’t on mobile (like me) to post a gif of something burning here.

And also, which I feel is completely understood between us, FUCK THAT DUDE.