But it had Milhouse as the night watchman! Milhouse!

I can't wait for Trump to bust out Cotten Eyed Joe next.

That's some mighty fine Photoshoppin' there, Mr. O'Neal.

It's like an Under the Dome review. You knew it was going to be a trainwreck, but you just had to see it anyways.

Donald Trump sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum he put them on the map!

Real good detective work there, Jimmy McNulty.

And it's much more entertaining than baseball.

I'd rather have John Glover running for President though.

Danny Devito uses that pronunciation to great effect on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And it's always hilarious.

When I think of sane and rational behavior, I always think of Donald Trump.

One of my favorite scenes from the movie is when he's trying to feed a kitten to an ATM machine, because I asked him too.

It's got Andrew WK's approval, that's all I needed to know.

Where's Ben Wyatt when we need him? Formulas are his formula for mula.

I've said it before, but Greedy is an underrated film that's also stocked with a really good cast. Phil Hartman steals every scene he's in. And in addition to directing it, Jonathan Lynn gets some decent screen time as the butler.

The original film really was a murder's row of comedic talent.

I was never a fan of clowns. Then I got stuck in a line at Halloween Horror Nights last year, where we were right in the middle of a room filled with killer clowns. My feelings about clowns haven't changed.

Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've worked in the private sector. They expect results.

I just recently got the 30 day trial for Comixology Unlimited, since I'm about to take a big trip here on Friday. Just scanning through the list of newer stuff makes me realize that it's going to take me a while to make a dent in it.

"What, do you expect me to drink gas station coffee all the way to the Grand Canyon? I don't think so, asshole. Sir, the man will pay full price for the French press, or I will, however, be willing to barter with you for a very long time."

I was surprised when I found out that Live and Let Die predated Smokey and the Bandit, because I was almost certain that his character was meant to ripoff Jackie Gleason's.