The Purge should be used for robbing banks and other petty crimes. And if there's time to spare, maybe murder a few of those annoying co-workers. And arson. You've got to burn some shit down for the hell of it. Cheryl knows what I'm talking about.

Frank Reynolds and Charlie Kelly on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Sterling & Mallory Archer or Buster & Lucille Bluth

The Butterfinger commercials atleast gave us the debut of Milhouse.

I feel like Teddy Ruxpin should be voiced by Brad Dourif…

Sounds interesting. I'll have to add it to my pile.

I did enjoy when Chris Claremont brought Carol back in Avengers Annual #10 and had her rip apart the Avengers for being pieces of shit.

Look at those pelicans fly! Fly pelican!

I also remember it being pretty long. It takes like two hours to get to the "Push it to the Limit" montage.

Internet, you're dropping the ball. Billy West has been posting clips on Twitter of him reciting Donald Trump quotes as Zapp Brannigan.

I work in retail, so I feel you. I can't count how many nights I've found a package of rotting meat sitting on a shelf that's mere inches away from a cooler.

Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler is also a better read then The Art of the Deal.

They're playing with fire there! That's how Skynet takes over! And it's not like the robots are going to fuck up my order any less then the minimum wagers they have doing it now.

I heard it was a whole sandwich. But boy, did they get fleeced! Harlan Ellison would have settled for a hard roll with ketchup inside.

I've never actually seen a rest stop in Vermont, because they're only on the interstates that run north and south. And I only place I travel to is west to Albany to fly away from Vermont. Or east to New Hampshire, where the closest comic book store is…

Yea, I know. I've eaten more Cinnastix from Domino's then I care to admit…

No, I agree. Vermont is a blight that should be wiped off the map. Or at least annexed into better states.

Yea, well in Vermont, we're just a bit more refined then those hicks in New Hampshire. We prefer to get our sushi pre-packaged in a grocery store.

But then I'd have to stop watching Netflix and leave the house. And the neighborhood kids are really mean to the chubby middle-aged man carrying a pizza box by himself…

There you go with logic! I was all prepared to believe that the entire state of Utah enjoyed ordering those little cinnamon sticks to chew on.