Scott Gold: Bacon Critic is above such pedestrian fare as the Baconator. Bacon-infused whiskey is where it's at.

It was either sponsored interviews or cut off Sean O'Neal's bar tab.

Buccaneers dropped the ball by not going with Creamsicle Orange uniforms..

“He’s a lawyer, I’m an accountant, we speak the same language. Obviously accountants are more bad boys… but there’s a respect there.”

Bacon should only be wrapped around shrimp and scallops. And possibly those tiny filet mignons.

Stan Lee pitched it, but his easel work's a little rusty.

I'd love the show to get a second season. That said, I felt the season finale wrapped everything up rather nicely.

That's what Ray Wise wants you to believe! But Sabrina the Teenage Witch proved otherwise. Atleast that's what that trailer I saw taught me.

All the pre-Craig Bond movies are on Starz too!

He's twenty-two and has his whole life ahead of him!

The can vest was Frank and Charlie's greatest invention since the Kitten Mittens.

Whatever you do, don't eat raccoon meat. Stuff's loaded with parasites. That's how you get tapeworms.

Technically, with all the sink holes, most of Florida is "hollow ground".

That's alright, because Jimmy Fallon was referred to as "good-looking" too.

Next week, he'll be ranking all the flavors of Faygo.

I don't see the Nerds Blizzard anywhere, when clearly it should have been number one on the list!

But can Neil deGrasse Tyson remember to let the dog outside? No! And that's why we need to get new curtains now!

I really hope that CBS picks BrainDead up for a second season. Or Amazon. I really just want more Mary Elizabeth Winstead on my tv.

I live within an hour of two of the last few A&W drive ins in Vermont, and they're always a treat. Not just cheese curds though. Every time I go, I have to bring home a gallon milk jug of root beer from there too.

I wish I couldn't, but I'm too weak-willed.