He got William Shatner killed, so he atleast has the admiration of Takei, Koenig, Doohan and countless others.

Look, you've been working hard lately, Internet. But I think the hours are getting to you. You've been handing in sloppy, half-assed work. Why don't you take a week off and get your head together? We'll get by without you in the meantime.

Well, they did finally pressure wash some of the grime off their buildings.

He banged that old lady and then they played that song from the 80s, you know, Day Bow Bow.

Maybe they can use that for the next season of Archer.

Hopefully when he appears in Jurassic World 2, we'll get a trailer where Ian Malcolm and Jeff Goldblum meet and awkwardly ramble to each other about chaos theory and whatever.

Yea, I just looked at Wikipedia… Jeez.

When's Jake Lloyd going to get his chance at the franchise again?

I feel like this is something Dennis Lee over at the Pizzle could do better. Like by mixing in cough syrup or semen.

I was going to save it twenty years and drink it when the next reboot of Ghostbusters rolls around.

Yea, enjoying deep fried Oreos once a year is bad enough already. I don't have the willpower to walk by this shit without cramming it down my gullet. That's probably why I have two cases of Ecto Cooler right now…

My response whenever anyone asks me why I do my awful job: "I thought reading comic books during math class was a better use of my time."

I think I can feel myself getting diabetes just from reading this..

If you don't learn roman numerals, you'll never know the date certain motion pictures were copyrighted.

Plus he helped Ben Affleck free all those hostages from Iran. Stan Lee never did that.

I loved Marvel Island when I went there. I want one of those gigantic drawings for the side of my house.

It wouldn't be a Marvel summer event if it wasn't half-baked and delayed. So we have that to look forward to.

Poor Teri Garr had to deal with Richard Dreyfuss' bullshit too. Did he really need to build a giant mud replica of Devils Tower in the MIDDLE of the living room? What an asshole…

Ghostbusters not included.

I look forward to Nathan Rabin's take on the remake in a year or so.